I am THE Sanford & Son Fan. Everyone messes with me about
my obsession with this show. I can't miss any episode of it, even though I have
seen every episode a million times! I know every line. I love every episode of
S&S because it gives me the opportunity to hear the catchphrases that have
become a part of my life, including "You big dummy!, " "Five across yo' lips"
and "I'm comin' to join ya honey!" But my favorite episode by far has to be
"Steinberg & Son, " in which Rollo gives his cousin an idea for a TV show,
based on Fred and Lamont's life. I laughed my behind off when Fred jumped on
dude after he called him a "Nothing!" Another memorable episode was "Superflyer,
" in which Lamont begrudgingly tries to help Fred get over his fear of airplanes
to collect $1500 from his deceased uncle's will. Some funny lines included: "Oh,
ain't gon' make it!!!"; "We came all the way out here to sign a check?! I'll be
damned!" "What the hell y'all starin' at? Y'all ain't never seen nobody have a
heart attack before?!" "Anybody want some chicken wings? Some chicken wings,
FOOL!" "Uncle Leotis is dead?" "I don't wanna see that clown! I knew it was
something about that chump I didn't like. And he was ugly; he had one good eye
and that one was sneaky. He had a big peanut shaped head, and everytime it
rained it formed a big puddle of water. " And my favorite line of all, "He
looked like a fried monkey in the face. " Timeless.
--Kee Kee
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