My favorite episode of "Benson" is the one in which Clayton
and Benson were involved in the inhertiance duel. I really admired the way in
which it was settled, even though, to many fans of the show would say that the
entire contest seemed one-sided with Benson as the favorite to win it all. He is
the King of Insults.. I mean, listen to the way he constanly insults Kraus..
Pure Genius.. Yet, I gotta hand it to Clayton for hanging in there until the
end. I was most impressed with the insult regarding "clothing".. If you
remember, Benson told Clayton to keep wearing those suits as they are bound to
come back in style. In return Clayton responded quickly by saying that Benson's
clothes were hand-me-downs from the Lee family: Cheap-Lee, Crude-Lee and Ugl-Lee
(Ugly). Benson was speechless, but bounced back on the "Noses" Category, as we
all know how sensitive Clayton is about his nose.. Pass it around or stand under
it for shade.
--Chiroso79
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